Jokes 'n' Stuff
1st person: "Hey, you goin' to the movies?" 2nd person: "Yes." 1st: "Then why are you p- oh"
Brother: "Whatcha doin'?" Me: "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm playing video games incase you lost your vision overnight."
Me: "What the what?" -brother walks out of room- Brother: "What?" Me: "I thought you'd never wake up!"
Brother: "Who's your favorite-" Me: "Do we have to go through this again? I said Alex Gordon the last few times!" Brother: "No you said Billy Butler the first time then Hanley Ramirez then Brandon Inge." Me: "Yeah what you said."
-continues playing Call of Duty: World at War-
Me: "Oh come on where did he- What! oh snipers! aw dang it they got me." Brother: "I'm standing right here." Me: "Yep. Come on, come on... YES! Headshot!"