Too much stuff for a title

Hello.

I'm back... in black, I mean blue.
I'll try to post as much as I can now.

Anyway,

Today's item is a nonmember item

Only the second nonmember clothing item that has ever been in Epic Wonders.

Le raccoon hat.

Not sure how this would look on an animal.

 And,

Rare knitted hats came back,

these hat shops are going to anger a lot of people (including me if headdresses come back)

Today's advice:
Don't get in a tree climbing contest with a monkey.